Blaze Pizza is already pretty much fucking inedible.  This probably tastes like a used frisbee after an Ultimate tournament.

Scattered smothered chunked topped sliced diced flamingoed purpuled winced and borked.

I never would have suspected that the Salty Waitress would write a column with a question about tipping.

Needs one of these. https://www.acousticalsurfaces.com/talklight/quiet_light.html

Convenient!

Maybe it’s my predilection, but when I think nuggs, I think of marijuana flower.

It’s butter chicken, not butter seagull, you instapot fanatic.

I got a leftover 2018, brand new, base model Stinger for 25k out the door.

47,600 opioid deaths in 2017

I was just thinking about a plate of shrimp.  

The quick drying cement is less disgusting.

Maybe if the cats were black.

Which wave?

I had an acquaintance (not a room mate, so this may disqualify) who would take all of her dirty dishes to Goodwill, drop them off in the cover of darkness, and then go buy them back after they had been cleaned.

Virginia does this as well, and it must be rigged, ‘cause I’ve never won.

Goofus puts children in concentration camps.

Is that a meat carrot in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

“I got yer meat carrot right here.”