Chuck E. Cheese - It’s Non-Custodial Parent Night!

I am tasked with destroying SUV sales.

Agree. If it had a Toyota or Datsun badge, it would be “an example of a highly sought after unique design from the late 70s, early 80s”

What?  The sign says “New Meal Deal” - this is the new meal deal.

The could do it, but the pizza would have to be the size of a 50-cent piece.

Give H. Jon Benjamin’s spokesperson role, I humbly suggest a Bob’s Burger tie-in.

You’re right - they never really specified which meats they have.

I noticed that the rats were all dead.  I am assuming the food killed them until I hear otherwise.

It never occurs to the MBAs running these food conglomerates, that they might be better spending their money MAKING BETTER FOOD for christsakes.

It gets really old asking if the patrons know about the pants optional policies of the restaurant.

Bullshit munchers.

My Mom made Bean Loaf, repeatedly, when I was a child. There was not enough ketchup in the entire world.

I have a 4K monitor.  I still cannot discern any “meat” in over 50% of those hamburgers.  My guess is that they are vegan for all practical purposes.

The man with the terrible smell.

Indeed.  

Pfft.  You with your “facts” and “research.”  This is the internet.  We need none of those things.

It’s the reason that the British Empire existed.  Another meal of mushy peas and boiled meat sent someone over the edge, and the next thing you knew, the British were imposing their reign over native peoples everywhere.

Oh you need Fluff, fluff, fluff to make a Fluffernutter.

Could be worse. Could be Miracle Whip.