Go prepared.  You’ll need zircon encrusted tweezers.

It's a fair cop is fantastic. 

Experimental? I guess in a new media, but this immediately came to mind:

He will never top his role as Dell in D.C. Cab.

But is he covered in sores and boners?

Fuschia Dunlop has an excellent recipe for Ma Po in her first book.

Or the fact that you can’t get dealers to give you a price through email.

I saw one of those on the streets of London in 1983 - that was the most impressive car I’ve ever seen in person.

P1800 Shooting Brake

Damn, I had a bet that it would be David Duke.

“Cheese”

Genius and madness say - Why not?

How many Skarsgårds are there? 

This may seem like one of those internet legends - but this really happened.

That’s if UPS delivers it.  If AMZ or TBA get a hold of it, you’ll get a notice that indicates that “The package has been damaged.  We have cancelled the order”

Perhaps they should use high technology to make their beer taste better, or perhaps, like anything at all.

Or, “This isn’t really a question”

That’s great.  I like ketchup too.  Who’s Ed Sheeran?

The queen didn’t ask this guy to leave the Royal Buffet.

You know what else helps improve clarity of thought, or so I’ve heard?  Going on an oxygen fast.