Make french fries that don’t taste like dog food.

No Spaghetti and Meatballs?  FAIL!

Never trust a White woman with a “Can I talk to a manager” haircut!

The mayo makes it White. 

I thought that title was taken by bologna on white with American cheese and mayo?  

Have they done anything to remove the candle wax from their product?  No?  Ok then.

Believing she had outstanding warrants, he attempted to arrest her before a struggle ensued.

Thanks. I thought this was just me. I was diagnosed with bi-polar about 2 years ago. I have never remembered folks’ names.

The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings were books first?

“Some one got us flowers for our wedding gift” - Bride

I’d subscribe to get access to these videos, but I have maxed my credit card out buying a sux-u-luxe vacuum cleaner.

Who needs to know anything about anything when your product is "disruptive"?

WTF is wrong with these people?

According to their website - which is crashing now - they just approved 1.4 million for technology last budget cycle.

Seconded.  Bakewell cream is also helpful.

I can support this.

They should arrest the bastard for my new made up, but very serious category of “Crime Against Tacos”

I’m not sure that I would describe anyone caught dragging a food truck down the road as “bright” in any sense of the word.

That sounds awful.  Just eat candy - don’t pollute your coffee.