They aren’t?  I’m shattered.

Buddy Bolden gave us “Funky Butt”

It turns out that a glass of water is the most popular dish. It’s really strange - our AI could have never predicted that.

What do they have against a land locked country in Africa?

Legal dope and styrofoam ban?  Maine, you’re looking better by the day.

In order to make it more convenient for the migrants, they will also tattoo an identification number on their arms.

He’s a member of the “no shit, Sherlock” school of economics.

Bought a CPO Kia from a Kia dealership 3 weeks ago. A1 credit, 50% down.

That is acceptable. Also acceptable, cat gif.

Facts and insightful analysis have no place on the internet.

Meatball sub FTW - there are no other sandwiches. 

Wow.  They nailed the appliance color.

Save money - Eat Rich People!

But vegan cheese gives that perfectly plasticy mouthfeel; Detroit Pizza won’t be the same without it.

I think she and her kind may have invented the pressed ham...

54 grand, and we can’t vacuum the carpet.

Ladies an gentlemen - I present to you - the master race.

Why is the child being penalized for something she has no control over?

Presactly. The school has it backwards.