This pic is giving me liiiifeeeee!!!!!

I enjoyed the specificity of this. ⭐️

Honestly Britbrit I like where your head’s at you just have to be careful. I’ve met a lot of hot nerds who came into their looks post-high school and it’s made them into MONSTERS. And you’re like, how could you cheat on me while borrowing my car and they’re like ooooo I was never hot in high school and they almost cry…

I just want Britney to be happy.

The Franz’s work always seemed like (from admittedly limited exposure to his works — I’ve only read excerpts) that it’s the sort of up-its-own-ass-with-love-for-The-Craft-of-Writing literary fiction circle jerk that I can’t stand to read.

What’s with all the ‘Martin Short isn’t funny’ comments? Has no one ever seen SCTV? The Three Amigos? Pure Luck? Does he not ‘punch up’ enough or something? Crazy town.

I really enjoyed Freedom but I just don’t understand why Franzen needs to use so many WORDS. Is that a crazy thing to say about an author? I just think he could get the same points across using 75% fewer words.

whatever you think of Kevin Smith he comes off as a really great, genuinely loving dad.

The big question = litterbox:
Yay or Nay?

Somewhat off-topic: Landon Donovan gave his baby the most California name ever - Talon! TALON!

Is it just me or did Yoko’s tweet make sense?

I HATE YOU AND YOUR ASS FACE

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT: FORMULA IS NOT RAT POISON!

“THERE’S NO SWIMMIN’ IN MY SHOW!”

Bobby, I weep for the folks that needed an explanation for your gif.

DUH Zac Effron, don’t “PR it”, that reads as phony,
should say:

“Totally F*ckd up. Really f*cking sorry, for reals. :(
(e-verified Level f*cking sorry)“

Yes. You know what you did, young man.