I will produce this play.

The Shondaland of my dreams is an actual theme park where Jesse Williams is the only ride.

I didn't want to be the first one to say it in case you didn't feel the same way, but...I fucking love you too.

[stands up] I am Spartaslut.

I saw a nun cross herself during take-off, leaving me to wonder if God had tipped her off about our imminent doom.