eau de film tres, tres ennuyeux

Lena should go ahead and make the character's name Areyou Peoplehappynow?

Skarsgard's going as part of the US team, so if polar history is to be maintained there'll be an uncredited black man running the show and getting to the "pole" first. Unfortunately their magic speed-sleigh will be in the wrong place.

But the problem is that this is a women who has used racial slurs, has worn blackface and has said so many racist jokes yet she draws the line at jokes about age because it affects her and once again it show that #SolidarityIsForWhiteWomen.

Yeah, I might go see this based solely on the fact that, unlike in a Tyler Perry movie, it probably won't end with Paula Patton contracting karma AIDS.

They have soulless eyes like sharks and snakes. Raccoons are the foot soldiers of the devil.

Latin people as my dad said: "can travel everywhere, look like everyone, and don't get kidnapped."

All I can say is TAWANDA!

Babies. White people eat babies.

My boyfriend met Campbell at a small dinner party when he first moved to New York nearly 10 years ago. She apparently defended him when one of the party guests decided to make an example of his inexperience in the city—pulled him out of the party and took him to her penthouse, where she made him a (terrible) vodka…

Is it true that this is a photo of a young Antonin Scalia?

I found this gif of Charles Saatchi that was apparently taken while he was dictating his press release.

Janelle Monae pretty much always wins Best Dressed for me. Also, Best Tressed. God, she is fabulous. SO fabulous.

[cue Tom Jones]

You are very lucky.