They were consumed over a whole evening, with food, during a trivia contest. And if you think a $4 margarita had any decent amount of booze in it, you lose that round.

I used to work with a woman who one day announced her pregnancy and in what felt like about three days looked about nine months + 26 months + 1 small elephant pregnant. She was huuuuuuuuuuge. It was the first time I’d met someone who was pregnant with twins, I’m sure it frightened me into another ten years of…

uggggh “you look too fat to be carrying a singleton” or IDK maybe shut up about a pregnant persons body? i swear now people are policing how big a pregnant woman looks? isn’t this supposed to be the one time in a woman’s life when we can be fat without being tarred and feathered????

I have a friend who had never wanted kids and I tell her DON’T do it if you already know you don’t want to. It’s the hardest job in the fucking world even when you really want them like I did. I wouldn’t trade it for anything but it scares me to think about people taking care of babies they didn't/don't want.

Men sexually harassing women plus men sexually harassing children (or men sexually harassing men) isn’t “a two-way street”. Men’s violence against women: still a one-way street.

Give me cheese or give me death Kevin.

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

If it prevents a ten-year-old rape victim—who is also an innocent child—from carrying a pregnancy to term and protects her life, then, yes, goddamn it, it is, you fucking anti-woman, pro-rapist, sociopathic bastard.

He is of the Rubio camp: he will not support politicians deciding to “allow this life to move forward and this life not to.”