A thirty second clip, and people are already complaining? Ohhhhh, wait, I forgot I was still on Kotaku. That makes sense.

Seth Rogan’s mom seems like a cool lady.

It rained most of the day here. Made a few hotdogs in the rain. Will probably have a joint and watch cartoons now lol.

I didn’t know there was a name for this! I’ve been buying cheap glasses and junk at thrift stores to smash for years! There’s something uniquely musical about the sound of breaking glass

It’s also goddamn Disney world. I think children will have plenty of time to learn how terrible things are later in life. Let’em have good time at least, then you can tell them about the Khmer Rouge on the way home.

Look at it this way; at least now we don’t have to worry bout any white dudes not get getting the jobs these girls would’ve likely fought tooth and nail for, and would’ve cherished and probly deserved more than most can imagine.

NO. GOOD AIN’T NICE.

In darkness the human spirit often finds refuge in darker places. I’ll be fine as long as am crushingly pessimistic and Jezebel is around.

I can think of a few things that could go wrong, which is why I haven’t done it. Sarcasm dully noted tho.

When I lived in the city they were easily found. But wouldn’t yah know it, heroin is easier to find than shrooms around these parts.

The news makes me wonder if I should try heroin... again.

It’s an honor. MB’s cock is mentioned IN HIS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE, that’s surprising.

If celebrities didn’t choose ridiculous babies names, America would loose a beloved pastime.

I was just wondering when we we’d ever get to discuss gun control again! Thank goodness we live in America.

I’m just wondering how these people managed to even work out how to actually vote, because from their choice in political leaders I’d be afraid to leave them alone in the same room with anything sharper than a hardboiled egg. I imagine they haven’t mastered the finer points of breathing properly either.

At this point I literally feel like someone has created a machine that has somehow begun to slowly make everyone go insane. I prefer the idea that maybe, JUST MAYBE I’m actually thrashing around in a straight jacket and foaming at the mouth experiencing a psychotic break.

I can hazard a guess that you can find these ‘consumers’ near Myrtle beach or Atlantic City.

I’m confused. I thought awareness of this type of thing was good?

Soon to be available next to the shirts with spongebob smoking weed in those tacky tourist stores.

Ohhhhh you!