Let me introduce you to Al B. Sure!

The tldr of this review is that Green Book is a good film, but its politics aren’t good enough, and Cate makes great points that have been made by other critics. I’ve seen the “gets a black friend” line in two reviews now. But unless you think a film’s value as art is solely a product of its politics, then its a good…

I know right? Wake me up when she hits 9 years.

Amateur...  Here, hold my beer.

Yeah, Angelica Jade Bastien had an article over at Vulture exactly about this. And it was great. You guys should read it. 

Is he...still, though? People are allowed to lose their shit and get it back together, especially when they suffer from the mental health problems that JC does.

I hear you!! I LOVE Meghan Markle—to my shame, I love all the royals. But she is so much better than most of them. The only issue lately is that I google her multiple times a day to see what’s the latest on the tour of Australia/Fiji/Tonga/New Zealand, and then I’m like, “UGH, I am SO SICK of her, why does the press…

Except, the entire top should be covered in a layer of onion. You should not see the green beans.

Maybe I’m being ungenerous, but this seems like just an opportunity to post a pic of herself sporting unachievable (at least for the vast majority) abs.

Fuck this. I think Liz Warren did a stupid but now it’s just the GOP making shitty anti-NA jokes where they are SO tunnel-visioned that they think Liz Warren is the butt of them when it’s the Native People that they literally aren’t even considering when they say it. Like they don’t exist.

Seriously, fuck everyone for getting on Warren for defending herself. How about going after the shitty GOP for allowing this shit to continue?

Yeah, no.  We have all been 22 at some point in our lives.  I personally never dated, had sex, etc with any married man, my supervisor or not.  We do have to take responsibility for our own actions.  The sex was not a condition of Lewinsky’s (unpaid?) employment.  She was not harassed or coerced into it.  I do feel…

I was kinda hoping they’d be the couple that just says, “Eh, the whole kids thing isn’t for us.” Not because I think they shouldn’t have kids but because having a high profile couple who chooses not to have kids would be great. Especially because there wouldn’t be the snarky comments of “well, she’s a career woman who…

Congrats to the happy couple, the royal family, the tabs, the bookies who can now start posting gender/name/delivery date bets... everybody wins with this Sussex success

Amsterdam. The private jet was struck as they flew to Amsterdam to go to some club opening for some reason.

All this “watching a pregnant woman” is super creepy.

I know. I hate when people I don’t know and never will know do not do things based on a timeline that I have in my head for when and why they should do things.

Let’s be real, you are likely to be sexually assaulted by a cop who ends up with a promotion rather than punishment. Then when you were too loud about it and not letting it go, then an officer will “fear for their life.” And the department will threaten your family and denigrate your history.

Hitchcock and Scully are comedy gold. They are used in perfectly limited proportions and their bits never fail to to be funny.

“Goats are stupid, hard-headed animals. That’s why they call them ‘Nature’s Presidents’.”