It's definitely not for everyone. Wait until I get something in a Korean beauty box that has snail mucus in it! That is supposed to be great for your skin.

Asian skincare has a lot of, uh, interesting ingredients. Honestly it isn’t too weird. I use a skin cream that has snail extract in it and it’s fabulous. So who the hell know. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yesterday I went down to the Sbux in the lobby to get an Earl Grey latte (they are the best!!). In the pocket of my blazer were four crumpled bills, a tampon, and a tube of chapstick. Because of the way it was all sitting in there, I couldn’t pull out the bills without pulling out the rest, so I just whipped out a wad…

“I mean, I don’t hold it like the Olympic torch and make a sprint for the bathroom in any situation,”

I hide all my deepest darkest secrets in my tampon. I know they’ll be safe from prying maneyes in there.

I love a good cat eye. I’ve been watching “Endeavour” recently, which is set in the 60’s, and I’m suddenly feeling the need to start wearing cat eye makeup all the time.

YES THIS SO MUCH THIS. I love feeling like I have my battle face on before I face the day. Also, I tend to subscribe to the philosophy of “less is not more, MORE is more! That’s why we call it more!”

My former employer didn’t recognize I wore makeup unless I wore lipstick. If I did a neutral color or gloss, it completely negated all of the foundation and eye makeup. It was amazing.

Oh my god yes to Pitbull. He may be short, but he just does it for me.

My favorite is when men look into my eyes, framed by synthetic eyelashes (that sometimes themselves have glitter), and in an earnestly non-incriminating way, tell me they don’t like a lot of makeup. LOL YOU LOOKIN’ AT IT SONNNNN. It slays me what falls outside the realm of their detection but is still technically…

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I like tall stupid men.

Where the hell is the “Yes, if I had a time machine or it somehow never stopped being 1996” option?

I feel like most people will look very pretty with natural looking makeup. That’s kind of the point of it, to highlight the naturally beautiful features. Other makeup can be really fun and crazy and look amazing, or be a complete failure. Like a great cat eye will look great, but if it’s exaggerated in a bad way and a…

PIE!!!!!

same

All cat’s eye all the time, but what’s a kitten eye? (also, not true. very often I’m smoky eye)

YES to All The Makeup In the World.

Team ‘you can pry my Stila eyeliner pen from my cold dead hands’ bc cat eyeliner looks great on EVERYONE (though I usually do a kitten eye because I’m lazy and it’s cute and fast).

I can’t promote the continued ignorance of men who have no fucking idea women wearing tactical stealth makeup count as wearing makeup, so Team ALL MAKEUPS. Spread awareness for the benefit of the human race, sheeeeeeeeple.