I explain YMY in terms of sexual communication. You want to have good sex? You need to know how to communicate what you like, what you don’t like, what you want to do, what you don’t want to do, and anything in between (not down for this tonight, but maybe another time, etc.) When you practice sexual communication,…

The more I read about these conservative, pro-”family” men turning out to be pedophiles or closeted gay men (not saying that those are in ANY way equivalent), the more I’m starting to think these groups are even more nefarious than I previously thought—in terms of organizational structure and institutional cover.

Dear White People: The tip test.

It's more about oh you think I'm not worth your time? I'll show you. There is a great short out there about how PoCs calculate tips based on service that demonstrates how shitty bad service can make one feel that's similar. Will try to find it.

Oh, I know the spite buy. I know it well. As does my credit card, because I really don’t have the funds to back up my attitude :-/

Yeah, I get that now. I sort of wish he had done the original and/or that was the side of someone's huge, pasty white face.

Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, that makes sense.

It was more of a general comment on the contrast between the colorful ice cream cone and the tattoo placement.

Agreed, I mean he’s clearly talented. I guess I don’t get why you would want your name attached to a brain...on weed. And the ice cream face tat. It's just confusing. Like, the ice cream says: fun, color, brr bitch!" and the face part says..."I will never work in customer service."

I’m not sure it’s caring, as much as just pure, seething condescension. Ugh. What a dick.

Your tattoo is perfect. Don't let Dan get you down. I think we can all agree he's not exactly an arbiter of good taste.

Look. We all have blind spots influenced by our political affiliations. Hypocrisy is a part of the human experience.

Ohmigod, the packaging. I. Die.

Tell me more about this brand called Besame.

I think I developed hives just thinking about it!!!

Donkey milk. Just, no.

I am like, on the opposite side of the spectrum. It’s a fucking piece of cotton, people need to chill the fuck out. YES, it goes IN MY VAGINA, but it's not like I run around shouting "ALERT: BLEEDING VAGINA COMING THROUGH. MAKE WAY FOR THE RED BARRONNESS!"

Oh, and the answer is YES. Shamefully so, but without a doubt.

Basically. But I guess that would be a slam dunk? Still waiting on the Pitbull edition.

But that’s the best part — make up make up (I guess I’ll call it that) takes skill. But honestly, with a few lessons/chats with an experienced user anyone can pick up a few tricks for a bold look.