Jane Marie: I am just like...confused by your love (is it love?) for Chicos. I was always under the impression it was for women of a certain age...and you're not that age! And neither am I...but some of this stuff is...wearable?

I am really interested in knowing whether that is a children's size 2, or if sizing was different then...Just really not understanding how this is possible!

Annnnd I just made a "Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Don't Rape" wall decal for my office. Thanks Zazzle!

Or perhaps feminimism?

Thanks for this info! Certainly makes her more likable.

Who likes Whitney Cummings? I saw about a half episode of her show with that guy that seems to be in every sitcom that doesn’t make it. Had to change the channel because it was just too much secondary embarrassment. Is she better in other formats?

Feministish...

I took the two x's to mean you know, dirty, but not dirrrrrrrty. Also, my mother-in-law signs cards "xxx, [mother-in-law]." She definitely does NOT know.

And I didn't even get IN to his sweating situation. (Hint: There's a lot of it!)

"Please rap on my vag" is literally the best thing I've read in at least a week.

This is amazingly fortuitous because I have just copped to my personal embarrassing celebrity crush: Pitbull. I mean, logically he is a ridiculous human being. But, yeah. I'm like magnetized by his incredibly slow and laborious rapping.

I read Joan's statement about her son as sarcasm—but this is the second place I've seen a writer describe it as genuine. I'd love to hear what others thought!

Ladies!!!

Second that Revlon rec for a cheap alternative. Staying power isn't great, but it does fine if you set it with powder.

You rock, thanks for the recs! I've never heard of these brands, so I will be investigating!

What great input from a professional! What are your favorite contouring products, both as a MUA and for plebes like me? Would love to hear your opinion!

Haha, no judging—I do the same thing! I will use them until they are completely gone/too crumbly and make a mess. Sometimes I'll even scrape off the surface to reassure myself that the product is "good as new!"

Honestly, I contour slightly any time I am wearing foundation because putting one color all over your face can look super weird in a way that you don't necessarily realize until you are in bright day light.

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