Maybe, pal, you're a lousy lover and these women don't feel obligated to put the effort in. As with most things in life, you reap what you saw, even with the fucky fucky.

Oh jeez, the nose. Poor Suri.

Well, sure, we could probably pack a lot of sardines into Jacksonville, too. How ya gonna feed them? Or support their cell phone buying habit? Or provide enough water and Aqua Net to make that curly big-bangs hair 'do possible?

If I lived in Finland I'd be depressed, too.

My fave was Obama's niece conking out during that concert the day before the inauguration.

He is one of those utterly assless middle-aged men. Blegh.

I have an Italian surname - clearly not on here, considering my grandfather and his siblings couldn't even agree on a single spelling.

My surname is a fairly uncommon one - Italian and full of questionable vowels and double letters. My grandfather's siblings didn't even all spell it the same way. So when I see the last name my way, yowza! It is surprising.

I like how the juvenile male is a big goofy klutz who wants to cuddle.

So perfect!

I believe your only stipulation is that certain organs not be used. I don't know how the list works but it's supposedly based on urgency and need. But yeah, the thought that my organs could save a Dick Cheney type made me wanna peel the organ donor sticker off my license...

You know what? Where you go to college is not that big a deal. I know assholes from Harvard, losers from Yale and plenty of unhappy unsuccessful people who went to their school of choice - while other people settled for something else and have great jobs, lovely spouses, own homes, etc.

I know - Hamm on 30 Rock was what converted me, much like Clooney in O Brother.

I always think of this Far Side cartoon: [blog.arigreenberg.com]

I'm one of those people - somehow all the math I struggled to learn left my head upon leaving school. I hated pre-calculus. To me, math is akin to music - it's a wonderful talent that is utterly opaque to me. And yes, I took piano for about six years and sucked at that, too.

That's a much more sophisticated metaphor - I was thinking "jackalope."

Good observation - I never thought of that: cranky old fucks. That is the common denominator isn't it - or seekers of cheap real estate PLUS retirees?

Oh, I remember the "terrorist fist jab." One in a long line of ridiculous criticisms.

I saw this earlier - so lovely! Now I can't wait to see how the assholes spin this negatively - oooh, Obama was communicating national secrets in a secret Muslim finger language!!!!

I think you should be forced to watch a video of your parents conceiving you - then you'll be so grossed out you'd never even want to have sex in the first place. Problem solved.