Not only are the chances slim, the cancer is treatable.

Everything is okay.

Just last night I was at a bar in L.A. where apparently Nat "King" Cole got his start.

No less an evangelical who was a virgin when married. Awwww.

I disagree. Because we have laws to show what society disapproves of. It's how we agree, collectively, where the line is - and those who color outside the lines should be punished. Ravi showed a truly callous disregard for Clementi's feelings, privacy and dignity. These are things that one person - especially an adult…

What evidence? He'd only come out to her a couple of months beforehand, and although she was apparently less than thrilled she has stated she doesn't recall there being much conflict.

True - it's all hypothetical - but 14% does not suggest much enthusiasm. And we've been hearing about these clowns for like 10 months now. You think anybody is gonna get fonder of them the more we learn? Oy!

No.

I know - I'm an old single hag who's never been pregnant. So, I should get a time-traveling Delorean, go back to my early twenties, pop out a kid and thereby save my breasts? Gotcha.

Amazingly good point. Not only for the spouting nonsense aspect, but I believe doctors do not advise having unnecessary ultrasounds as there could be negative side effects.

I believe they technically are, yes.

Named for lady parts - famous for poo.

Randall, I hope you also run for God in Oklahoma because he causes like a million miscarriages every year. And disease. And war. And starvation. And the very concept of mortality. Talk about blood on your hands!

I have a rescue dog and I catch myself in drunken maudlin moments trolling Petfinder even though I can't take in another. I just cry.

So you can badmouth him on the tee-vee- but he can't use that to make a point? And thus, mighty Sarah, you take to FACEBOOK!

The best is the clip I saw - ages ago - of penguins waddling through the metal detector.

Years ago, a friend in college told us how his mother had discovered this adorable new Italian place. Called the Olive Garden.

I could've gotten behind this if they'd made Tonto more like Harold Smith - just a dark-skinned dude in the same clothes as the Lone Ranger, kind of rolling his eyes at the goofy mask-wearing.

Good point. Next, they'll trot out that he dressed as a pirate for Halloween as a toddler to prove that he's in league with East African pirates to enslave us all in a candy-providing regime.

Hannity says "glean" - I was wondering how she came up with that word on her own. And it sure does sound like she says "gleam" in response.