In my opinion, satire is one of the most valuable tools for exposing hypocrisy and lies. Also, Colbert (and Stewart) do a better job of informing people than most media outlets.

Muffle squeals? More like smother myself. Diablo Cody - Sweet Valley High - movie musical - all of those words send a shudder up my spine.

All of this makes my brain hurt.

Yes, I am sorry for this man's loss. But he sounds about a hair's breadth away from Loughner himself. From what I've learned from this article, he was angry and irrational that day and still sounds angry and irrational, and directs those emotions without any filter towards Giffords and Kelly. And that makes me angry…

1) How on earth would this work?

Chocodiles!

I, too, could never watch Borat or Ali G or similar shows that make funny at the expense of real people.

Hmmm. Curious. I voted for Shark Night 3D - I guess it didn't make the cut.

Marry Romney - there are enough houses that we wouldn't even have to live together! Yay money!

Exactly what I was thinking. Sorry, Daniel - but Clooney has the great extras like conversation and an Oscar, but we all know he can't commit. Matt Damon is the one to marry, natch. You can bring him home to Mother.

Clearly he supports the right to bare arms. HA HA HA HA choke.

What, no mention of the Republican primaries? I can only imagine how Fake Courtney Stodden would handle Herman Cain wink wink XO mwah.

1. So they're all kinda rich. Big surprise.

It's like Club Med in that way.

Well, I can't argue with that one. All hail our new sweet treat nomenclature overlords!

This is what I don't get about the homophobe's logic. If being gay is a choice - as they purport - and people still choose it despite the threats of violence, societal struggles, personal rejections and all the rest of it - then I can only conclude that gay sex is AMAZING.

Our cannons are loaded with pudding. Actual pudding. Not some catch-all sweet final course "notion" of pudding. TO ARMS!

When it's a brand name, as it is in this case, it's Jello-O. And when about five times as many people use the term hello over jelly, then it's also jello. Sorry, Brits - USA! USA! USA! Suck on your biscuits in the toilet while wearing trousers.

Agreed - at least follow up on this story. I would very much like to help Elijah specifically or set something up in Donna's name. I know a general donation would be in the right spirit, but I want specificity.

I guess it was all over when the fat lady sang.