Agreed! I loved the nurturing demeanor and absence of dating pressure of my girl's school. I would so send a theoretical daughter to one. I would never send a theoretical son to a single-sex school. My brother went to one. I hung out there a lot and tended to feel like Jane Goodall.

Comic book, eh? So the Tea Partiers must have special powers, right? Michelle Bachmann clearly has the laser beam eyes. Sarah Palin has the magical ability to tell only lies. And Dick Armey can eat his own weight in beef at every meal. Something like that.

It's like Let's Make a Deal meets the Lady or the Tiger. But the answer is always Tiger. Yesssss.

Ooh ooh! New show pitch! 8R - wherein Scott Disick is eaten by hungry tigers.

What are you talking about? Is this some kind of Australian conspiracy?

Ohhhhh, so mild adultery that hurts no one is better than abandoning your ailing wife and your marriage vows. Isn't it amazing how gay couples manage to look after their dying partners without any legal benefits or religious promises whatsoever?

How about in the taint? Some people just deserve a good ol' punch in the taint.

Old nose. Old gender. Ah, tempus fugit.

Last night a friend and I were curious and read through the Texas Republican Party platform. It was - how can I put it? - a chilling display of antediluvian thought. These are people who want to live by the Old Testament. They want sodomy criminalized again, let alone recognizing gay marriages from another state.…

I love how that type of person will bark about states rights and then ignores another state's decision they don't like.

Oh, those pollsters. Guess who's calling during dinner!

I'm just glad to see Obama's wearing an American flag pin on his lapel. I mean, I would otherwise question his allegiances! Thppppppt.

A novel indeed! Pure fiction - full of seens. I mean, scenes. I guess Cambridge and Yale don't value spelling much.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

WINKLE FTW

Fuck yeah.

Does she explain the bit where evangelical Christians support Israel because they think it is a harbinger of the second coming of Christ that would condemn all the Jews to an eternity of hellfire?

Well, if I'm gonna die 15 years earlier that spares me the trouble of saving for retirement. Yay!

I'm just surprised that someone who'd spend $31,000 on a pointless event party hasn't decorated their kid's room in a more exuberant fashion. It looks like a Ramada.

And WHAT? He doesn't even speak fluent English? Well, I never.