To be fair, I wouldn't want to be fucked with before having had my coffee. Also, Fatima seems like a prissy bitch.

Oh Katie, all the life and fun and youth has been sucked out of you. It's depressing.

Everybody likes pandas.

Everybody likes pandas!

@dirtyfez: I was trying to couch my logic in personal terms - the use of "I statements" I was so carefully schooled in - by saying that I myself don't know what goes through the minds of the smart young unmarried women who don't have abortions, since I've never met them. So maybe I'm expecting more out of the…

@dirtyfez: I'm talking about in the movies. They couldn't spend thirty seconds explaining Katherine Heigl's logic?

@nacho_supreme: Well, maybe because I can only think of, like, two times abortion has been portrayed on film in a non-ghoulish way? (I'm thinking of Cider House Rules, High Fidelity and also an episode of Everwood.)

@nacho_supreme: That's true. It should be margaritas instead!

He looks like such a cute combo of both their genes.

@jenndavo: I got a box of those Mariebelle chocolates for Christmas a few years back and I thought they were amazing. I'm also a sucker for any of the truffle offerings at Chocolate Bar, on 8th Ave, which are less expensive and less elaborately decorated.

@tellmeagain: It struck me as more of a whim than a choice, but your point is well taken.

@bess marvin, girl detective: No, no, I'd rather you tell me yourself what's so very wrong with what I said, and not just make a half-assed allusion to it. Or at least explain what the character Juno was thinking other than plot convenience.

@Smackdown: I keep thinking - if I promise to rent both Saved and Superbad, and watch them back to back, can I stop hearing about Juno?

Based on small doses, I thought Kathy Griffin was annoying. But the big doses on Bravo have totally won me over.

This entire scenario is nauseating. But my jaw really drops open at the thought that Lori Drew apparently feels no remorse and is asking Megan's parents to lay off. What an all-around shitty person.

@whoneedslight: That was the first thing I thought of...And look at Paul Feig. He turned out alright!

This seriously makes me feel ill.

Read the article. They don't want to sunbathe topless - they do that all the fucking time. They want to swim topless, and women who did so were apparently asked to leave the public pool. I'm surprised really - Swedes are about the coolest with nudity that you can get.

I can tell you what's going on there. Some sweet sweet panda love.

@DrunkAndHorny: It's hardly just this country - I think it's human nature to be fascinated by the unusual or different in a Holy Shit/There but for the grace of God kinda combo of sentiments. I could show you some fabulous texts on teratology from the 18th century. It ain't nothing new.