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Ahhhh, a love triangle.

10 jab steps to waste the entire shot clock and a step back 22 footer. Melo must be so proud.

They’re scheduled to wake up 4 months before landing, so it’s like being on a floating cruise ship.

Wait also, why does the ship have all these fancy amenities if the passengers are in hibernation the entire time? Do they have bartenders and restaurants and entertainment just in the off-chance an idiot wakes up too soon? Wouldn’t the passengers just wake up when they get to the planet? Jesus, the mystery of this…

I have a degree in cinema studies.

This is the best post you’ve ever written.

Imagine how disgusted all of his hookers must get when he’s rutting around on top of them. The stench of throat nuggets coated on Campbell’s cream of shit soup surely deserves an extra c-note, right?

CAH actually does a lot of playtesting to root out cards that are too offensive or simply not funny or unused.

And yet, several card games with—let’s just say—extreme similarities to Cards Against Humanity complain that the blockbuster tabletop game for self-described “horrible people” is bullying them over intellectual property.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

My gut feeling (knowing about the reshoot rumours) walking out of that movie was that nearly all of the space battle stuff had been tacked on. The more I think about it, and see footage like this (where you can see Jyn running on the beach with the plans), the more I’m sold on that theory.

Did I miss it or Street Fighter V still being a featureless disaster is not on the list?

Yeah, props for owning it, haha.

I love that they have included this in the patch notes and how they’ve described it.

Jordan,

He actually said “Duck stew fondue - Trucking niche” mocking the hallowed Edmonton area tradition of a truckers stopping by a fancy restaurant for that meal after a successful run. Also used by Canadians as an insult to mothers implying truckers stop by their mom’s house after every run for sex.

I’ll also add that “fuck you you fucking bitch” is amatuer chirping, I’d expect the next gretzky to have better shit talking game.

I’ve spent my career working in IT. Phil seems like every boss I’ve ever had who insisted on trying to use technology twenty years out of date to solve a problem that he didn’t really understand.