The Clippers are 1-8 against the Warriors in the past two years plus last night. Might be time to stop pretending they have a chance to beat them.

Unfortunately Phil Jackson wasn’t around to see it because he was hiding in his office during the game, while getting stoned off his ass on Maui Wowie.

And this is why the team can foot the bill.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

We call that Freedom Foam.

Boy, is he in for a surprise!

On second thought, Pence might be the greatest troll ever. Ruining the night of these rich liberals who spent thousands of dollars to see a Broadway play.

You cannot tell me the remastered version looks better. Maybe the texture quality is better but the actual character model looks far superior. Hell it even has a cool reflection of Bruce Wayne in his glasses. Its dark and atmospheric like a Batman game should be. Return to Arkham was too bright and colorful. The…

Lol what the fuck... ‘false advertisement’. Admit it, you didn’t like this episode because he shat on your favorite franchise.

controller “chords?”

Clear solution. Get a smaller tv...

... which means that most people will either have to A) get a new controller, B) get an extension cord, or C) dangle an HDMI cable across their living rooms, risking danger to their significant others, pets, and Roombas.

yeah i was about to say, in a romantic comedy this would be a meet cute.

This sounds legitimately like a great one night stand. If only it could have ended with: “and then we got married 5 years later.”

One of my weirder one night stands involved dancing with a girl for about five minutes before last call, buying her a shot because I was below the minimum on my card, and then taking her home. The next morning as we’re lying naked under the covers she says “This is going to sound awkward but.. I don’t remember your…

Not so fast though. Yeah if this was a real assassination attempt and Trump slunk off like some cuck that’s total beta behavior. On the other hand, he could be running game here and operating everyone. Peacocking via a phony assassination attempt is the ballsiest kind of peacocking and takes a true alpha to pull off.

honestly, trump is a cuck for having security in the first place. take your threats like a man, you coward.

The observation from the Oprah clip bit is ridiculous; the guy can hear, afterall, and when white singer fella steps close, I imagine Stevie simply hears that he's next to him... is that so much of a stretch?

Is Judd Trump his real name, or is he also from the von Clownstick family?