Quick back of the envelope math-assuming each sexual encounter lasts on average a half hour (that's foreplay and actual intercourse), you would have to have over 10,000 sexual encounters to get seven months of sex. To put that in perspective, if you had a half hour sexual encounter every single day, it would take over…

Ain't that fresh

It's hard enough to understand Stephen Malkmus, now you expect me to remember what he says?

I don't understand what he means, and I could really give a fuck.

Alternating between that and "Life is a Highway".

I hope this ends like The Brown Bunny

Guess I know where to take the kids this weekend.

And people still liked it more than the new AV Club design.