And yet steam is the best out of the bunch and its free, all you pay for is your internet.

Charleston Police Department Chief of Detectives Lt. Steve Cooper: “

Criticism isn’t censorship. That’s a pretty basic distinction, man.

Do you seriously not understand the difference between those two things?

Gun violence was higher 25 years ago, yes. But that’s ALL gun violence. The ebbing of violent crime across the board has brought that down a lot, thank goodness.

During the debate Trump said he thinks the NRA are “good people” that are “defending the second amendment.” And the NRA has endorsed him.

You know - I mean, you don’t, you’re clearly ignorant - that you can take other kinds of milk and use ancient and legitimate cheese-making techniques on them, and then they turn into cheese, right? Right? And that’s what most vegan cheeses are, right? They’re cheeses. Made with authentic cheese-making techniques and…

when was the last time you squeezed an almond and got white juice?

I also think almond milk can fuck right off. It tastes fine, but it provides a small fraction of the nutritional benefits of either dairy or soy milk, and in my opinion it’s a very wasteful way to use a very water-intensive crop. I was so pumped for it too since I’m lactose-intolerant but soy and I are still bff.

Still sad Parks & Rec is over.

Have you ever imagined anything?

You as a man can’t relate to the idea that you might one day be raped? Oh, fella, if you only knew. Men are raped all the time. It’s not their fault and it’s just as painful, humiliating, and degrading.

I’m staring down the barrel of that gun myself these days thanks to dating a bisexual agnostic. I haven’t told anyone yet. I don’t expect it to go well when I do.