I rarely cry over my own cooking. That seems kind of, well, narcissistic.

So you'd figure everyone in the car had a massive orgasm because of this, right? Isn't something like this the menage à trois for Stormchasers?

This is guy is like the Hashtag Dork on the new Bachelorette. What a tool.

When my wife was pregant with both our boys we did this thing called haptonomy which involved me placing my hands in a certain way on her belly. I remember the first time I felt our first literally swim over to bop a bit against my hands - it was the day I became a father. That was about five or six months into the…