I rarely cry over my own cooking. That seems kind of, well, narcissistic.

Excellent. Thanks for this.

So you'd figure everyone in the car had a massive orgasm because of this, right? Isn't something like this the menage à trois for Stormchasers?

This is guy is like the Hashtag Dork on the new Bachelorette. What a tool.

When my wife was pregant with both our boys we did this thing called haptonomy which involved me placing my hands in a certain way on her belly. I remember the first time I felt our first literally swim over to bop a bit against my hands - it was the day I became a father. That was about five or six months into the…

Well, there was the bride and her party who died in that limo fire a couple days ago.

I guess it starts when the temperature gets just right. And then they'll come out in waves, not all at once.

I remember reading this the last time they came out. That they used to be considered quite the delicacy. Maybe MacDonald's can add a special entry to their menu?

There are apparently several broods, each with a different timing. This one is called Brood II.