yes, less heat more complex flavor.

Jalapeno Tabasco is the superior Tabasco

I love the smokey chipotle flavor of Tabasco!

Yes to the jalapeno flavor. Gives it that nice extra kick.

Did they put the mic directly on the paper he pulled out of his pocket?  It sounded like a grandma trying to open a peppermint in church.

Thats load bearing feces 

Well, that is a small problem. But if they are NOT protesting in the road, shouldn’t be a problem, right?

I mean, if someone hops a curb in a pickup and mows them down, that should still be manslaughter charges, as they were not....in....the....road.

Yes, let’s all get Rorschach test-y with what we see in the paint....

“I tried to sell it, honey, but people kept thinking it was a scam.”

it is a bullshit law used as a pretext for harassing black people and teenagers fishing for the classic “I smell pot”

ACAB. 

So why would I buy this over, say a Chevy Avalanche?

To Henry Cavill: Welcome to the world of literally every woman.

It’s like city folks who move to the country then complain when spring arrives and farmers apply manure to their fields.

and then the transplants complain that “it’s changed and we don’t like it anymore!”

If car costs rose at the same rate as salaries, there would be plenty of people purchasing $19,000 performance cars for fun.

Like a medieval alchemist, DT futilely tries to turn rust to gold.  

I don’t really get why he writes for a car blog, since he doesn’t seem much to care about cars.

Old people driving giant, Greyhound Bus-sized RVs is some seriously scary shit.

Well M-O-O-N, that spells disappointed.