We’re not talking about your run of the mill prostitutes here. This is a one off, and a Lexus at that! These would be high end prostitutes with augmentations that jiggle far too much under motion to allow for a usable coke snorting surface.

Second guess an Architect? Oh yes. Civil engineer? Quite a bit less.

Super heated metal will cauterize the wound, so it’s the perfect time.  If it wasn’t super heated and just swords.... There’s no room at the hospitals for that.

*reads first sentence*

CotD....for me anyway.

Best of the Mopar Land yachts

To be fair, the 1979 Chrysler New Yorker wasn’t actually a car.  It was a river barge.

Front facing, ‘cause motion sickness.

CP, though i wouldn’t mind trying to fit a Mustang front clip on it to give us the Fox body ‘Stang wagon we all deserve. 

but close enough that it destroys her proportions

Bzzzzttt... thank you for playing. The correct answer is Gulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard, which is criminally absent from your fridge. It is the best mustard in existence. It’s official; please comport your attitudes, actions and sandwiches accordingly. 66 out.

Bzzzzttt... thank you for playing. The correct answer is Gulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard, which is criminally absent…

Did he check Davids yard yet? It may be there.

I fail to see how David Tracy should be labeled an “expert” when the subject is buying used cars.

Amy Klobuchar seems like the candidate for people who liked Hillary Clinton, but found her too charismatic.

Flowers for Algernon is a very short story, I think the movie embellished a lot because there wasn’t much to fill an hour’s worth of film.

I’m not sure I have an issue with no pedals or steering wheel but I sure as shit don’t trust a company like GM to get it right. 

I can’t say that I’ve been in their bathroom. Those dirty dogs would make a perfect gut bomb for coming home from the pub.

Nice try, but I'm not giving you my car.

Where do you find these people? The buses I see in the Northeast Corridor are generally doing >80 if traffic even remotely allows it, never mind that our speed limits are never over 65.

I vote for a phone booth hack post next! Tips like, “When you call collect, be prepared to say what you need super fast when it’s time to say your name and then hang up!”