You are allowed to have the kid adapt to your lifestyle instead of the other way around.

What’s he gonna do the other 9 months of the year?

Listing says it’s a Super Comp index car, so 8.90 ETs.

Why would I eat Jaime Juan’s when I could get a sub from Publix or even WaWa?

Gee, yet another reason farming out everything to be produced in other countries is coming back to bite us in the ass. Doesn’t seem “cheaper” now.

Uh oh, VT plates. I hope you looked under the car. It’s salty there in the winter.

They will shit on your pillow, so don’t do that either.

Bet he smoked in it. Better fill that bitch before you drop off. Don’t want them to call it in stolen.

Put them to bed at half-time. It’s a school night!

Now put it a real car. Let it loose in Miami. No one will even notice.

What do you expect? It’s Albany. The Capital District. Lots of bad, asshole drivers there.

What do you expect? It’s Albany. The Capital District. Lots of bad, asshole drivers there.

I thought this was a site about fixing up junk bikes in NYC and glowing praise for shitty Chinese golf carts.

Or a bag of rock salt.

Or a bag of rock salt.

Or espousing views that aren’t “Company Policy”.

Where did you grow up with a Tastee-Freeze? I have one in my hometown.

I’m from VT. What do you want to know?

“How to shirk you civic duty as an American.”

This is how the movie “Contagion” started.

You wouldn’t be so complementary if you had bought a CVT Versa. Those are absolute shit when new.