Try multiple Leafs and Bolts if you plan to use the full potential of the motor for more than 15 minutes.

Still will be counted as Covid in the stats.

Some people are stupid morons. States give stupid morons licenses. Maybe she could work on that.

Paparazzi caught him with his face skin off.

Since you admit to being such a shitty driver, I would prefer you were only a pedestrian.

You can surrender your license and join the pedestrian club, but speak for yourself only.

I thought this was a “Fast n Loud” or “Dallas Car Sharks” hatchet job.

Egg McMuffin (and it’s menu relatives) are always the start of every road trip.

I’m the three people still working there would appreciate the help.

I’m sure the answer is always “yes” from you.

Why not include Prescott Bush in that grouping?

Their uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss. That shit is expensive.

It would be nice, since they fucked up, if they put soft tops on them and the prep package anyway, then give the customer their new hardtop when they get their shit together.

Bill Gates and I have an average salary of $40 Million dollars/year. I don’t spend anywhere near 50% of my salary on my car.

And still buy shit at Walmart.

Southwest runs a pretty tight ship and does what it does well. If your flight is less than Southwest, well....

I think if you could take Greyhound for the same price as your flight, you are being cheap.

Not lately. Have you been watching the news?

Thank yourself for wanting to fly for bus fare. You do get what you pay for.

Sounds like the most exciting thing to happen in the town since they revamped the Dairy Queen. Of course Mayor Karen called the cops.