I think that people that use a firearm to kill others should automatically be executed on the spot. That would eventually cut down on innocent people being hurt by guns (attached to assholes who pull the triggers).

These type of shennigans and pissing-contests happen in many voluntary FDs.

Rust. Most Honda products were lost to rust.

Your straight married friends were fucking wimps before the marriage. They gave up their man-card willingly.

Boat ramps are an endless source of entertainment. It’s where the intersection of money and lack of talent truly shines.

That’s because you are smart and don’t like to waste money.

That’s also why the “city car” should be an ugly, dented old cop car with push bars on the front.

I would also add that the high injector pressures are for fuel atomization Poorly atomized fuel results unburnt fuel going out the pipe as black smoke.

Hopefully, the guy gets scared straight. Miami-Dade County Jail ain’t no joke.

Please don’t buy a giant, fake ass.

If you want to fly for the price of bus fare, you get exactly what you pay for.

Everybody know drunk-driving laws are for little people. If you are a politician, judge, prosecutor or cop, you can do it every Friday after work without consequence.

But how often did you use it?

Are there more chargers if you take 87 north through NY? VT still thinks dial-up is just as good as fiber.

Future David Tracy article: How I spent $10k to ship a $900 rusty piece of shit to my house.

I want the wagon.

Large yachts can go a lot faster than 9 mph.

“I’ll even trade you a low-number Pontiac Aztek in Lime Green/Purple interior with 4 miles on it.”

You should not include VT on that list. It is decriminalized for possession, but there is no retail sale allowed. The hippies there haven’t found the perfect way to tax the hell out of it.

Having friends from outside of work “talk” to the bully works well, too. Especially if they are bikers with questionable morals.