Nah, the middle seat is selected by people who want a flight for the cost of a bus. Inside seat gets inside armrest, middle gets inside middle and aisle gets outside middle armrest. The seats are so squished in, the outside armrest is a red herring - just a place to rest your arm if you want another passenger or the…

I heard my 15 year old and his friends talking shit online and they were saying, “Baba-boo-eee” over and over. I asked him when he listened to Howard Stern and he just stared at me blankly. They will be taking care of us when we are old.

Even for workers the editors think are stupid , inbred hicks. Five years ago they would have told them; Get used to it, their jobs are never coming back and they should learn to code. Now, they are soooo concerned they may get run over when they try to stop vehicles with their bodies.

She can’t.

Don’t forget to have your shirt unbuttoned down to your dick to show off your gold chains.

In today’s throw away society, nobody repairs anything. You can score a nice SS grille with worn-out burners on bulk pickup day for free and fix the way you described. Beats $300 bucks anyday.

An SCCA or Touring Car have more in common with Stock Cars of old than what they run today.

Immediately pull over and let the cop hang off the bridge or stand in the road. Fuck ‘em.

It seemed like a handful. I took one look at the demo model (laid down on both sides) and 26 year old me passed.

So, we can deduce that you shouldn’t let Paris Hilton drive your car?

Rockets that can land and be used again 1,100 years ago? Probably not.

My classmate bought and restored a very rusty 1969 Camaro in high school on his after school/summer income in his Dad’s garage. While unlikely, it’s not impossible for a lower income kid to save, work and build themselves a really nice car.

There is a reason you don’t see many steel ships this age. As Captain Bligh says in The Bounty, “Port rots ships as well as sailors, Mr. Christian.”

Just as NASCAR is fiddling around with incomprehensible rules and minutia to drive away fans.

I’ll probably take the kids to some local Saturday night dirt track races or the bracket drags on Sundays. The other kinds of racing have priced admission like they don’t want me there, so I’ll pass.

You couldn’t keep my Golden Retriever out of the water, ever. He loved it more if it was near stinky mud.

Are the rear facing passengers’ bodies considered the crumple-zone, too?

Riding backwards makes about half the people carsick according to the research. Women and people who suffer from migraines are more likely to be affected by riding backwards ( or carsickness in general). Also, I’m not sure I’d like to be a rear facing passenger when we get rear-ended by a Carolina Squat truck because…

Why? It’s overweight semi trucks that tear up the roads.

I’m thinking they’re tired of running NASCAR and want to get the fans to hate it with all the extra added bullshit. I’ll watch to see cars turn left and right for a change, but don’t really give a shit who wins (if they still allow wins anymore).