Tabasco also has Smoked and Jalepeno sauces if you get bored with the regular.

Your first kid as the “practice child”, the second is the “Go on, lick the public toilet” one.

It was better than Chrysler in the 80s. My ignition key for my 1979 Dodge St Regis could be used in my Mom’s 1984 Plymouth Horizon, which I found out also worked on some stranger’s 80's Dodge Omni in the Crossgates Mall parking lot. (It was auto, Mom’s was stick. I drove it to my Mom’s car, then just swapped ‘em out)

See? Cars that are kept clean, run, cost more than $500 and aren’t rusty swiss cheese can be fun too, David.

If the original owner had the foresight to buy a duelie with a diesel in it instead of that godforsaken body kit, he might have gotten $20k for it. Now he is selling platform aquarium shoes with two dead goldfish in them.

There are people with Driver’s Licenses that cannot identify their half of the road without painted lines. Making sure morons can drive means morons are driving on the road with you.

If I never have to hear about my college roommates Nakamichi dual tape deck again I’ll be ok. 

Since the Earth is just a ball of molten goo with a thin crust, the magnetic poles can and do shift. When there was the Indonesian earthquake, we were told that the Earth stopped rotating for a fraction of a second, creating a wobble. Since that event, the seasons started to occur slightly later and later. Now, all of …

Stop selling water sources to Nestle, Dasani, etc.

As opposed to douche-nozzle TV?

Albany roads suck on par with Detroit.

But what do Chrissy Teigen or Chealsa Handler think about it?

The Versa is a garbage car for garbage drivers. Golf carts don’t have tow hooks, why should that shit can?

I live in South FL. I look forward to watching it on TV. (if it’s free)

I look forward to the next installment of:

Yes, of course. 

“They are intended to suppress the right to peaceably assemble by making doing so potentially life ending...”

My old HOA instituted the “no backing in” rule because the fat, bitch of HOA President didn’t want to have to waddle to the front of backed in cars to see the parking sticker. After tickets started being issued, everyone started backing-in in protest. Any time the HOA Prez backed her car in to unload something,…

“Told ya we shouldn’t build here.” - Chaco Canyon Anasazi 1289

Beautiful shape, bullet-proof drivetrain, comfy cabin, inexpensive parts. If you take care of this car, it will take care of you. NP