God! How hard is it to wait until the call is over to whack it. Unless, whacking it while his coworkers are on the call is his kink.

JFC, just spend the $8 on a fucking new wheel cylinder and be done with it.

Not anymore. “Look kid, we just drove 30 minutes to go to a fresh seafood place. You are not getting a corndog.”

So, it doesn’t like moon-walking robots. How it work on actual people?

Due to a very bad accident a decade ago, you can’t ride up front anymore. That was the highlight of my trips.

Their high beams are perpetually on as well.

When it’s raining, they drive their silver cars. At night, they break out the black sedans.

I’m enjoying your turd polishing articles.

I like their wall mount air conditioners.

“This generic car can sync to your phone and comes in different colors...”

Was someone actually asking for this?

I’ll use Miracle Whip in my deviled eggs if I don’t have any sweet pickle relish.

Nobody can TIG weld in Germany?

I’m looking at the recall notice right now on my desk. The S60 is my wife’s car and she uses it to drive my kids around. We’re going to get it done over Christmas break.

Did the dealer have the parts in-stock? I live in FL and I got the one latch I needed out of PA, I think.

There’s a reason in the NE why exterior doors open in and in FL they open out.

Do your parents know you plan on keeping this stuff in their yard?

There is also a recall for the door latches. I notification after I dropped 400+ bucks and a day of skinned knuckles. Door flying open seems like a big safety issue.

Be prepared for the insurance company BS. The wind adjuster will claim the damage is flood related. The flood adjuster will claim it was due to wind.

I’m looking forward to getting stuck with the 2wd low buck version at the rental counter when I actually made a reservation for an Escalade.