What does it look like with a 50 year old bikini skag, riding bitch, trying to catch a hot dog on a string using her mouth?

Damn CA narc department.

With the exception for personal/business computers, the governments still use vacuum tubes and 8" floppies. At least the unemployment mainframes in FL & VT do.

And the guy in the Soul Red Crystal Mazda rolls up and says, “nice paint.”

I’m not saying I know anything about it, but if you dig in the sand, you may find a gun (but sadly no cannolli).

The 7-Mile Grille in the Keys (when Pat owned it) had the perfect fried grouper sandwich until new ownership changed and ruined it.

A well made fried-grouper sandwich would be 2nd.

I would just add to cover the wiener immediately on a boy when removing the diaper, as fresh air will make them pee instantly. 

Did you check a pawnshop for a cheap good bike? I got my wife’s Diamondback ($900 new) for $250. I only had to replace the broken seat.

Their firm ass or tight abs would also be acceptable to snort coke from.

The prostitute is riding on the sheik (or kneeling on the ample floor). You snort cocaine off the prostitute’s tits..

10 less airports where Delta can lose my luggage or bump my flight.

So, like South Florida then?

Hey Don Jr, when you go down on your girlfriend, you know what Gavin Newsom’s dick tastes like!

Now you can tease her about the Dr. Mengele’s Retirement Home you will put her in if she gets out of line.

He would have drove better except for the abalone stuck to his face.

They don’t come standard with a .50 cal mounted on the bed.

I don’t want some cart jockey selecting my meats or produce,

“They are dead and it’s like a Jacob’s Ladder ripoff.”

I don’t even see why Subway is even in the same strip mall as Publix.