Who cares?

No mustard on a QP.

Is that because GM has a prototype fetish? They seem to build cool stuff with no intention of ever selling it.

Epstein used a body double to fake his death and after cosmetic surgery, is now living it up somewhere without an extradition policy.

I looked at the Craigslist ad, saw it was located in Lehigh Acres, and understood every thing.

If you have self serve gas pumps, why do you need a guy to pump your gas and run your card?

Obviously it’s a taxi union job. It doesn’t need to make economic sense.

Just go ahead and get your SSN tattooed on your wrist and forehead.

“cover (a plane surface) by repeated use of a single shape, without gaps or overlapping”

What will it cost to put a new set of tires on it?

Will I need to get a new Corvette jacket, or will the C8 go with my old black and gold old one?

Endless feedback loop that destroy both the bugs and the butter.

What if they fed the bugs real butter?

The custodian in my grade school had a white & blue BRAT “Yama Yagi” that had goat stickers on it. We kids thought it was cool.

Darwinism at play. Two less Tesla autopilot users who will crash their cars while pretending they have a robot chauffeur.

NEVER use a blacklight in a hotel room. Unless you don’t want to sleep, then go ahead or add to it.

This is a double-plus-good take.

How do you tessellate 3 half slices of cheese?

The people on it don’t.