If you owned this, you would keep it on a boatlift behind your mansion and have other people clean it for you.

Found this out looking at cars sold by rental companies. All said “no accidents” but clearly had been repaired (and sometimes, not very well).

That switch is evil and the Fischer-Price graphics on the GPS shouldn’t be a thing in that price-point.

That one looks nice.

Dat ass tho.

“Never washed under hood”, 3 pics of the subwoofer, 2 pics of the amp/switch, 0 pics of the odometer = CP.

The last time I ate Pizza Hut I had a P’Zone that gave me the P’Shitz.

Anybody who buys an economy ticket supports being treated like shit by the airlines.

Been hit in the rear. CP.

The Versa is a tacky gimmick. It’s a golf cart with AC.

How much will the ass end squat when you put, like, stuff in it?

I once had some of the best braised beef ribs I've ever eaten on an American flight. I viewed it as a fluke.

Can’t we already buy a Traverse?

This is truly the lesson many of us fail to learn.

If you’re on a boat that has a fuel gauge, ignore it. It’s just for show.

Weird Smell Capitol of the World. Only place I’ve been that could smell like sewer, Liquid Paper and cherry cough drops at the same time.

My Dad taught me that you don’t ever have to pay a mechanic if you have the time, tools and an adequate supply of profanity to complete the job.

And Cuban cigars.

I’m gonna need to see an interior shot showing spilled chocolate milk and cheerios and McNuggets ground into the carpet.

Never let your kids pick the restaurant.