Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

Working on it

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.

I see you’ve played this game before.

The Epic of Gilgamesh

Well, there’s sitting on the stoop crackin’ wise, but yeah, that’s pretty much it for NYC.

KD, upon realization that Boogie would undoubtedly win the fight, promptly teamed up with Boogie in the pursuit of himself.

The thing about Flacco that sticks with me the most is that one WYTS letter where the writer angrily mentioned seeing him with brown socks, tan dress shoes and a black suit.

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

Token conservative here. I am absolutely appalled how the Republican party has sold it’s soul over the past year. Trump was bad, this is downright terrifying. How can the party claim to be the “Moral Majority” when they are backing a candidate who may be a serial child molester? It’s not like he took a couple free…

As a Kings fan cheering for both growth and a high draft pick, seeing them push James and the Bronttes to the absolute limit while still notching the L is pretty much everything I could have asked for out of this game.

Starred for your inclusion of Eli with the all-time greats

“Maybe he winds up there doing dribbles while a dude screams into a megaphone next to him.”

During the few years between graduating college and moving out of my parents, if I got shithoused on a Saturday night and woke my parents up when I’d walk in at 3:00am, my dad would drag me out of bed the next morning to go 7:00am mass.

Is there any worse place to be hungover than IKEA?

Referees hate this guy.

You won’t believe why Kevin’s being ejected.

Who remembers the Hakeem V Shaq showdown which was sponsored by Taco Bell? I was waiting for that to settle it.

You obviously haven’t seen The Polar Express. He plays a conductor who lures children onto a train with promises of candy and hot chocolate, and then delivers them to a child molester at the north pole. Since seeing this, I burst into tears any time I hear sleigh-bells. Absolutely chilling.

Ugh, that fuckin movie. It had Patton Oswald, Tom Hanks, and John Boyega and was utter dog shit.