Yes I was drinking last night. Yes I have a slight headache. But I am not hungover. That will probably happen later this weekend.

Bruins fan here, it is easily Lucic.

I don’t follow baseball and have no ill will towards St. Louis, but Deadspin’s tracking and posting of every Cardinal loss brings a smile to my face. I don’t know why, but it does. Carry on.

“It’s real to me”

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Peter Chiarelli

Jake Plummer > Peyton Manning (from a Broncos fan).

The tiny monster that lives inside the saggy flesh suit we know as Jerry Jones has a caustic reaction to marijuana smoke. If players just start lighting up around him the tiny monster will be forced to slither out the anus of the flesh suit and burrow back down to the depths of hell from where it came. Do the math…

Part of me wonders if it was possible for him to stay upright if he could just stick the landing better.

Hey look. Vegan propaganda that doesn’t add up.

What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?

Pretentious much? My mother actually named me Jesus Christ Lord and Savior. Birth Certificate in Texas. Real Name much like the names made fun of on this website. It is not a “Kinja User Name.”

Being “royally boned” is relative. In the third world, it means losing access to clean water. For an NBA player, it means earning significantly less than your peers due to protectionist labor contract provisions.

Dear Hamilton, from now on you will be getting 75% of your agreed-upon salary, since it’s “basically the same thing.”

No....LeBron did it 4 times in the Finals.

Jeez, who let Hamilton over here again? Sorry buddy, but you’re no Drew Magary. Drew Magary is funny, this is, well, I don’t know what but it’s definitely not adequate.

As an engineer (not a scientist—but hey, you people don't really know wtf I do anyway), we generally agree that 3/4 of something isn't actually 1 of something. As in 96 oz is not 128 oz (or 1 gallon). Or how a 75 mph fastball is not a 100 mph fastball. or how if you get caught doing 75 in a 70 mph zone you'll be fine,…

Only correct take on the subject.

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

How to avoid becoming like Boston fans... have all your local teams suck so much that it’s a big deal when one stops sucking long enough to win a single solitary championship after multiple postseason abortions.