I didn’t assume anything. I know for a fact that Ryan Reynolds is better at acting than whatever you consider your talents to be. His talents generate millions of dollars in revenue. Yours don’t. You do not deserve the level of success this man does.

That’s a promise.

I don’t either for that matter. There’s a Scion in…

Hot-ass fuckin take bro

No credit Sean? That’s cold

Ride one and see if you like it, otherwise go with the 07 and get the Graves exhaust. The thing is so much fun. The 09 has shitty fueling and suspension and you dont need the extra power.

Predicted lupe maneuvers : kick, push, kick, push. Coast.

the next few days, in Michigan it’ll be cold enough where your nose hairs freeze within seconds of walking outside.

When it is too wet for the big bike, but not wet enough for the Sti, it’s supermoto time. I haven’t figured out the whole not crashing part yet, though.

“...all others who keep talking negative will be sucking on thumb.”

Have you every tried to get a ball away from a dog that doesn’t want to give it to you. It turns even the little fat ones into fucking ninjas.

If you ride a motorcycle you must always remember FYYFF.

apparently I’m the first to get what you’re saying...

probably the chance of accidental death from elective surgeries, i’d wager.

1. Lose weight.

I am the Semen King

By the end of the 10th movie you will see Vin’s looks be very close to Dennis Hopper and he will enter a time machine to 1994 to plant a bomb on a bus.

Bullshit, asshole. No one likes the tuna here.

Pretty sure god didn’t make them smart.. I’m guessing years of education and experience did.. So just thanking the guys at Alpinestars is sufficient.

Can you confirm the tire exploded due to the extraordinary weight of carrying around his massive sack at high speed?