I want to see this poop story.

Sports fans suddenly forget who they are actually fans of when it comes to management/labor relations. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Yeah that makes sense. Can’t go wrong either way unless the minor league earnings are a comparative pittance. 

Makes sense. Ultimately, it’s a great problem to have.

I’m not too savvy on how baseball careers work, so if someone could drop some knowledge that’d be great. If this dude (or anyone really) can play baseball or football, is this really a choice? Baseball contracts as far as I know are worth way more and guaranteed, and it doesn’t destroy your body and brain. I’m sure…

I think it’s probably always worse to lose earlier in the playoffs than later. Unless your historic playoff collapse coincides with an even more historic one directly after that keeps yours out of the spotlight. What I’m trying to say is, I’m not really sure.

Luckily, Durant also blew a 3-1 lead that year.

Coming back on HUMPDAY huh? Solid move Drew. This is good.

3 or 4. Not graphic by any means, but you just know it’s not good.

This sucks. 

Please let this man be traded to a contender this season.

Jokic is a donut.

This is the level of petty I need from deadspin.

The differing degrees of (?????) really made this for me.

Nice.

Your fury is intoxicating.

I’m familiar with these tiny pee crystals, but our problem was 100% boogers. You could tell by the flaky ones, unmistakable. 

Ah gotcha. We were a pretend creative crowd, and while boning definitely was on the table I think we were all pretty good about not taking work home with us ;)

Did this friend happen to work in a Massachusetts office?

I should mention. At my old office space we had a booger issue. Someone(s) was wiping their boogers all over the walls of the rest room. The cleaning people apparently did not see them, I’m not sure how. I had gone through the efforts of printing out a witty “stop wiping your fucking boogers directly in front of the…