I got dumped via email once! It sucks, but on the bright side. Fuck them for dumping you via email! What cowardice!

Two wheels in the back? Have you ever operated a three wheeled vehicle? Say goodbye to your turning and stopping capabilities. Two wheels in the front is always better (even in the case of a 3 legged dog).

My good friend had a Jalopnik article written about him. He’s the one who gets the most abuse in our group texts cause his farts stink the worst.

Good use of prescience - I dig that shit

Well Al, this may be the most poignant basketball piece I’ve read from you.

Need to visit the hypobearic (sp?) time chamber

Suiting name you have there

Phenomenal

In their most functional bikini

Games 6 & 7 between the C’s/Wiz were excellent too

Intellectual dishonesty is one of my favorite statements. It just feels good to say/type/read

I have no qualms with this order.

I’m a grown man these days (sucks) but little me would’ve been pumped for this.

This is appropriate:

I thought he threw it - to himself.

You owe it to yourself to watch the Broscience Crossfit video. It’s satire, and these are quotes.

My money is that they would have won state if coach put him in.

2 five guys double burgers

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