Brilliant stuff here

A reasonable person thought the Texans would make it with Cock at QB? Nah

I’m sure! I won a round of beers on that bet.

Me too, I’ll be super bummed if he leaves. Next season is going to be exciting either way.

ATL was my darkhorse candidate. I figured it’d be SEA or GB though.

Dagger.

The NFL really isn’t much better in that regard.

Do you think he’d argue the Wiz should tuck their tail and go home? Doubtful.

Fan of either team or not that was enjoyable stuff to watch.

Marvelous

Prostate

They would melt the universe. They also might be right.

C’mon Al, the C’s-Wiz games 5-7 were great. Game 6 was certainly the best (and my team lost!) but that stretch of 3 was good stuff.

I think part of it, for me at least, is that the games become boring to watch after like 6 minutes. Do the Warriors play the prettiest and most entertaining brand of ball right now? Yup, sure do. It’s hard to watch for more than a quarter though when the excitement that comes from not knowing who will win is gone so…

A good butthole joke is where it’s at.

1 or 2 whacks of the enter key would’ve been nice, but I dug it.

Yup.

Personally I find sex jokes to be quite humorous

Hey, Klay is no douchebag, alright? Andre and Shaun get a pass there too.

I too have experienced what it’s like to require some alcohol to stave off the sweet release of death.