Fucking Chiarelli

I just want the Cavs to be matched up in the first round to the Bulls or Heat. Somehow those two teams have daddy-dicked them all season and since the it’s fairly obvious the west is winning the title this year I’d like to see a fresh match-up.

I work from home most days and hit the gym late night. I can’t stand getting into bed after being covered in my own secretions (sweat, poo, sometimes I jack it mid-day) so I shower at night. I only shower in the morning if I need to actually be presentable. Also, I have a fairly hairy ass but have no trouble with…

Francesa is a dipshit

No, no. At the gay bar!

This is spot on the same set of circumstances I experienced with this thing

Not even listing Sweet Maui Onion? You monster

I had my first encounter with a MLM a couple years ago. A big guy at the gym I talked to now and then convinced me to attend a business meeting with him. I knew better but he was rather convincing. (In my defense I thought he was dealing ‘roids - no real qualms with that line of work).

Discreet fuckboy golf clap earned

I’ve shit on my balls before. I used a couple squares of TP to wipe some left over pubes/ass hairs off the seat at my old office. While dumping, the log landed directly in the center of the TP I used for cleanup which suspended it momentarily while my turd cutter was doing its thing. Rather than sink down like a…

White people are the worst

Never fails to deliver

Science can determine whether or not that’s accurate, but big medicine will never let the public know!

Nashua was an interesting choice

Fuck almond milk

I’ve been saying all season the Cowboys are going to put Romo back in the lineup, he will be broken, and when Dak returns he’s going to suck.

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This is awesome

You deserve more stars than the original comment

Game. Blouses.