I have no qualms with this analysis.

New Hampshire is good

Counterpoint: States outside New England are too big

New Hampshire is one of the top 10 states in the country. Go fuck yourself.

Odell who?

I won a paper airplane contest (flight distance) in the 6th grade by crumpling up a piece of paper and tossing it across the room. There were no rules, as it was a spur of the moment rainy day activity, but I still felt like kind of a dick for winning.

It was a good try though

A friend of mine went to a Halloween party dressed as a mime once. He didn’t break character all night. When he went home, for whatever reason, he drunkenly chose the wrong house and broke into a strangers garage. When confronted he still didn’t break character. The story was in the local paper.

Maybe stow the table disassembled in a closet? When you know you have to host dinner just put it together and move the rack into your room for the night. Not ideal but still beats the gym (and you get a little workout in!)

It gets better

Counterpoint: Baseball is indeed very boring

I really hope this team doesn’t win the title this year

That’s because planet fitness has candy at the door, and free pizza nights. They don’t want people to make actual changes to their body, they want their money.

I stand corrected

That guy needs to be hit in the dick

Messenger bags are okay if you only carry things to and from your cube, are really concerned with being “fashion forward”, or you got one as a gift. Ever try riding a motorcycle with a messenger bag? Keep em, I’ll take my backpacks.

One of those kids got a cup of piss thrown at him in the parking lot. That was pretty gross.

Counterpoint: backpack>messenger bag

My roommate and I got rid of our dining set and turned that corner of the apartment into a gym. The power rack has gotten several thousand times more use than the table.

If you’re chalking for anything other than heavy deads or some kind of Olympic pull you suck.