If you’re chalking for anything other than heavy deads or some kind of Olympic pull you suck.

Or sit on the machines and text, and let people use the benches to get a better workout.

These things are incredible

Best part is they’re easy to work on. I’ve rebuilt my moms and it’s easier than working on my car.

Rad is the best term

LOL at the Pedroia remark

J Cole is dope

I don’t think a comment has generated so many star worthy replies ever. You are a national treasure, well done.

This needs more stars

Good good, let the hate flow through you

This made me laugh

Fuckin sicckkkkk bruh

This needs more stars

Comes in handy when donning a full suit/tux and you don’t feel like pulling everything apart for a quick piss.

Jesus it’s excellent

I do feel smarter having learned the proper usage of worst vs. worse. Thanks for the education pal!

Still steep when you could just pee in your own mouth

Cary is an idiot. Who the fuck would pay $9 for a bud light?

Cary is an idiot. The obvious choice here was to make a drinking game out of the Bengals fucking themselves over. Everyone would’ve gotten laid. Except Cary of course, because he’s an idiot.

Happened to me with Jalopnik, which I barely visit now that Lanesplitter is a joke. Why have the Deadspin gods forsaken me?