A breath mint for the anus will become a hot new term in my apartment this week. Thanks for that.

I got a new boss a couple weeks ago who hasn’t approved my vacation coming up in a couple weeks. I suspect I’ll get shitcanned if I go on it, which I intend to do since I already purchased plane tickets. Do I tell them to get fucked when they give me the news, or simply walk out without saying a word to anyone?

Jesus. Poor fella

You keep using Hollywood as the basis for what everyone knows about rapists, and you’ve successfully lumped yourself into that group of laymen throughout this debate. Bravo.

Seems like peeing on a building is a nightly occurrence for the occupants of the north-loop in downtown Chicago, sometimes norms travel with you.

Strange, I always thought the amygdala was part of the brain, not the fleshy tube that I use to relieve my bladder.

And can I get out of the damn greys yet?

This is the type of source material they need for romance movies that don’t feature Seth Rogan

The benefit is that when you deny ownership of the fart it has to be taken seriously.

Bravo good sir.

J is a lunatic, and a courtroom might be the best possible arena for a good fart.

Always eggshell

Sublime with Rome - fuck them.

Slow clap

Well done. Bravo.

I will get behind a movement to get Drew to right that article.

Perhaps both

Fuck, marry, kill: tacos, burritos, quesadillas. Go.

And doing crossfit

Who is Sean Avery?