I just ordered one under the name “Duke Nukem III.”

Fun fact: This dog has bitten fewer hockey players than Alexander Burrows…

SPOILER ALERT: The movie ends with Pete Carroll deciding to run the ball leading to Bill Belichick and the Pats winning Super Bowl XLIX

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”