No booze >>>> booze that I have to pay for.

To think most Americans would give a single shit about al-Baghdadi is very on brand delusion from them. He may recall there were two very large reasons we all danced in the streets when OBL was killed.

I can’t remember the last time I was part of a good work riot.

Would you mind ranking the dogs, though?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I might be old, but not a boomer, and definitely not a Republican, but it is a big deal. Rude is rude, regardless of who or why.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

I worked in retail during Christmas in a busy Target store back in high school and college. This was before texting was a thing, so the temptation wasn’t there. I will say that had it been a thing, there is no way I would have looked at my phone while a customer was at my register. It has nothing to do with whether or…

No. I wouldn’t be going out of my way. I would be doing it while I was waiting for the idiot at the register to stop playing with their phone instead of doing their job. The irony is they wouldn’t even notice I was doing it to ask me why I was taking their picture.

Ever work in retail, in a city, during Xmas in a very high foot traffic area?

If I were texting while dealing with a client I would be in so much trouble.

Or, people can just act appropriately all the time. No where did I say that you treat the cashier poorly. The cashier should also act appropriately, full stop. I don’t care how shitty their job is. We’ve all had shitty jobs and had to buck up.  I’ll do my best to make the interaction as good as possible, but the…

Due to a bandwidth bottleneck issue, incoming reader emails are being queued up behind unmuted autoplaying videos, SVPs deleting blogs explaining the issue with the unmuted autoplaying videos, run of the mill ads, and suggested videos being autoplayed.

How many people with normal office jobs put their phones away for all 8 hours of their workdays, hmm?

To put it another way: I was on my way to sit in a vessel that defies gravity when I noticed the store employee was sending messages to the other side of the planet at the speed of light. What a time to be alive. 

The supernatural element was a) she’s knocking at both doors at the same time, or at least two identical people are and b) Jim can’t see anyone on the porch while this is going on.

“So this guy sees my petite frame and stunning fit and confesses to a murder. What a haul! And on top of that I got a free sandwich. Welp back to etsy’n hum de dum de dum de dum.”