Plus if any game is still worth the full $60, it’s Breath of the Wild.

Mine only had a problem after two years of heavy use and I fixed it myself with a $8 part. The issue is pretty overblown and should not be the only thing that puts you off the system.

Will one of you nerds just boil this down to one sentence for me? Thanks.

On the bright side, I’ll never be able to afford to send my kids to college, so they won’t risk majoring in something like this.

Yes, but you do not account for how I know how you need to run you business, and I stand to lose nothing if you follow my admonishment.

That’s not a good look for such a vocally pro-union outfit.

The charge against them will be that they were too obvious about the counterfeiting.

It’s telling how reluctant they are to speak to anyone through their own fucking network of websites.

So this long, strange trip is over, then?

Godspeed, Barry.

Yes. We threw our wedding for everyone else, and that meant good drinkin’. If we threw the wedding we wanted for ourselves, we’d go to the courthouse and then go to the bar. (Spoiler, we did do this, the big wedding was a sham).

Fuck it, burn it all down, we’d be better off.

The server put time and effort into that shit, tip at least 30%.

Oh shit, did that auoplay post get deleted? Probably didn’t help that I brought up Splinter in the comments.

The bees thing is totally plausible, though I think the number of them was exaggerated. Insects make homes in firewood all the time, that’s why you’re discouraged from taking it across state lines. You could be introducing an invasive species with it.

fuuuuuuuck thaaaaaaaat

Eh, Dawn’s story was almost entirely explainable.

The human mind is so complicated that it can’t even comprehend itself.

Man, Zak was great when he was faking voices in staticky recordings or flashes of light in a camera. All he does now is go into old buildings, freak out at normal old-building noises, and pretend to “feel” things. He’s not even trying anymore.

There is no way that sexuality is not a calculated part of her brand. She knows what she’s doing and why, and there is nothing wrong with any of that. The problem is how she’s being treated for it, and how she’s responding to that.