My doctor just called to yell at me for looking at this picture.

The excitement of the NFL has been reduced to the decision of the arbiters on high after the actual sports play is over. This is what happens when you imbue sports rules with the deadly seriousness of criminal justice but then barely even follow them. Is this still fun?

Just hit 50 on Borderlands 3. Gonna work on getting all the crew challenges and finishing the Trials and Circles of Slaughter in Mayhem Mode. Eventually I’ll burn through the story on TVHM, hopefully before the first major DLC. The amount of endgame stuff to do is huge compared to vanilla BL2, and that’s even before…

Hell, I like my corporate office job because I don’t work very hard/much. I am a cog in a machine, responsible for my one thing, and the machine turns off at 5 p.m. I don’t have to drum up extra business or do extra work. It is secure and easy and I like it that way.

There is no subreddit that is too niche to succeed.

Is Eric Wearing Shorts Today is fascinating. People are really invested in whether Eric is wearing shorts.

Is Eric Wearing Shorts Today is fascinating. People are really invested in whether Eric is wearing shorts.

I’m not surprised after Meghan left Deadspin with both middle fingers in the air.

Like how my dad makes sure to mention that someone is black or gay despite that having nothing to do with the story.

“Naturally, all cops are racist” is certainly a weird thesis for a review.

I thought the Master Race feared no such requirements?

I discovered this while challenge hunting in Splinterlands just last night! I got motion sickness trying to shoot the targets though.

If severe triggering is really a concern for you, you should probably just stay away from prime time HBO in general.

Well who else is responsible for me? Certainly not me.

Or: he learns he is not the first in a long line of super-assassin clones and the new clone’s first target is always himself.

Effort vs. personality: I don’t think I’ll ever convince my wife to stop telling my son how smart and handsome he is (I mean...he is), so I make a point to praise effort and empathy first and foremost as compensation.

I used BTB vegetable base in tomato sauce because I forgot to get tomato paste and now BTB will be my default. It was so good.

I would be “new” in the sense that I gave up during vanilla Destiny 2. Looking at this does not inspire me to come back.

You sniped my tedious take on a tedious take on a tedious game.

John Wick also knows it’s heightened reality, hardly different than a video game. It is entirely spectacle and leans on that hard, to great effect.