Hell, I like my corporate office job because I don’t work very hard/much. I am a cog in a machine, responsible for my one thing, and the machine turns off at 5 p.m. I don’t have to drum up extra business or do extra work. It is secure and easy and I like it that way.

There is no subreddit that is too niche to succeed.

Is Eric Wearing Shorts Today is fascinating. People are really invested in whether Eric is wearing shorts.

Is Eric Wearing Shorts Today is fascinating. People are really invested in whether Eric is wearing shorts.

I’m not surprised after Meghan left Deadspin with both middle fingers in the air.

Like how my dad makes sure to mention that someone is black or gay despite that having nothing to do with the story.

I thought the Master Race feared no such requirements?

I discovered this while challenge hunting in Splinterlands just last night! I got motion sickness trying to shoot the targets though.

If severe triggering is really a concern for you, you should probably just stay away from prime time HBO in general.

Well who else is responsible for me? Certainly not me.

Effort vs. personality: I don’t think I’ll ever convince my wife to stop telling my son how smart and handsome he is (I mean...he is), so I make a point to praise effort and empathy first and foremost as compensation.

I used BTB vegetable base in tomato sauce because I forgot to get tomato paste and now BTB will be my default. It was so good.

I would be “new” in the sense that I gave up during vanilla Destiny 2. Looking at this does not inspire me to come back.

You sniped my tedious take on a tedious take on a tedious game.

John Wick also knows it’s heightened reality, hardly different than a video game. It is entirely spectacle and leans on that hard, to great effect.

Yeah, I too had a theater full of people laughing at the dark parts that were not supposed to be funny. I guess they were precisely who the movie was for.

The plain thesis statements were necessary. Consider the primary audience—man-children who have not seen, and will never see, a movie smarter than this one. They think it’s brilliant and are congratulating themselves for getting it.

They don’t know that. Probably the worst thing about Joker is that it’s now the smartest movie a lot of sad nerds have ever seen, so they think it makes them smart too.

I hope I never get made a manager solely because I never want to have to hire a fucking Jaeydyn.

I use Ctrl+X and Ctrl+V all the time and coworkers think I’m a wizard.